最近很火的英语段子（最近很火的英文句子）

If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?

如果冬天来了, 春天还会远吗？

The first step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one.

解决任何问题的第一步，是要承认问题的存在。

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.

有时候，正确的道路并不是最轻松的。

If you put off everything till you're sure of it, you'll never get anything done.

如果你把每件事都推迟到确定以后才做，那你什么都做不成。

   英语搞笑押韵段子：

1.I just want someone who will understand me even when no words are spoken 我希望有一个人会懂我,即使我什么都没说。

2.Hate missing, and a smile and min 恨不知所踪,一笑而泯。

3.This is who I am Nobody said you had to like it 这就是我。没人说非要你喜欢。

4.The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long 在你想要放弃的那一刻,想想为什么当初坚持走到了这里。

I'm not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

 I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

 When a woman says “WHAT?”, it’s not because she didn't hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.

　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.

　　"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly .　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"

　　"I'm a dentist," my husband explained