英语幽默故事100词_英语幽默故事100词内

当然可以，这里有一个简短的英语幽默故事：

One day, a grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender looked at him and said, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replied, "You have a 'Jumping Jack'?" The bartender shook his head and said, "No, just a plain Grasshopper."

这个故事的幽默之处在于，草蜢（grasshopper）期待了一个以“跳跃的杰克（Jumping Jack）”命名的饮品，但酒吧只提供普通的“草蜢”鸡尾酒，这在英文中形成了一个文字游戏，因为“Jumping Jack”听起来像是对“Grasshopper”的一个活泼的变体。

以下是一些幽默的英文笑话：

When walking in a certain fast fashion clothing store, I felt a certain lack of comfort. As I made my way through the racks, I saw a pair of pants that were made of 100% cashmere. I felt a twinge of envy, but then I remembered that even celebrities who sported these pants always claimed they were either doing so on vacation or saving them for their red carpets appearance, so I chuckled and finished dressing quickly. As I made my way out, I saw the same cashmere pants on a mannequin in the next rack. I felt even luckier and quickly pulled out a credit card to buy both.

One day, a group of us were walking down the street when we saw a sign that read "Free Wi-Fi". We were all excited and quickly got into the nearest building, only to find that the "Wi-Fi" was just an ad for an $80 wifi password. We were all too shy to go back and ask for another password, so we stood there, with our mouths wide open, for what seemed like an eternity.

I once visited Japan and was chatting with a local on the street. We were both walking and he suddenly let out a loud fart. I was so embarrassed that I quickly apologized and offered to buy him a new one. He replied, "No problem, I just took a dump in my pants and my new pants are all full of it."

One evening, while walking down the street with my dog, I saw a group of young girls standing next to a big wall that said "I love China". One of them was even giving the Chinese characters on the wall a kiss! I couldn't help but feel that these girls were being too forward, but then I realized that maybe they were just testing the Chinese wall's temperature.

I once worked in an office where the secretary had a habit of making inappropriate comments during meetings. One day, during a particularly awkward silence, she commented on how awkward it was for everyone to listen to her talk. I knew she was joking, but I also knew that some people might take it seriously, so I stood up and said, "Hey, I think we can all agree that we're here to work together, not to listen to her awkwardl